The Mystery of Karl Ikemefuna Von Batten

I have been told that your last name, Von Batten, came from your marriage to Elizabeth Von Batten. This raises questions about why a man with a Nigerian name, Ikemefuna Okeke, is known as Karl Von Batten. Many people are wondering why you dropped your father’s name for your wife's German surname. What are you hiding, Ikemefuna? Do you want to be German by force?

I tried to stay out of this matter, but it has become so frustrating that I can no longer keep quiet.

I advise Dr Karl Von Batten, or Dr Karl-Marx Edward Ikemefuna William George Okeke-Von Batten, or whatever your real name is, to think about this.

You and your PR firm, Von Batten-Montague-York LC, have been trying hard to get attention. My email and social media messages are flooded with the nonsense you write about President Bola Ahmed Tinubu every day.

Honestly, you have turned yourself into a distraction. You are trying to discredit our President, calling him a dangerous gangster, even though he has not been charged with any crime in America or anywhere else.

You even claimed that he sent someone to bribe you with $3 million to keep you quiet, without any proof. That shows how desperate and crazy you have become.

If you truly believe your bribery story, then you might be losing your grip on reality. I have every reason to question your integrity and your sanity.

If this is true, I urge you to get help before it is too late. Despite our differences, I wish you well and good health.

Yet you keep pushing your old and boring stories as hard as you can. You seem to have forgotten the saying, "the harder they come, the harder they fall."

You and your firm, along with those backing you, are coming down hard on President Tinubu. You will fall just as hard and may never recover.

You are so focused on attacking him. If you are so sure of your claims, why not wait for the courts to finish their work and for the elections in 2027?

The truth is, you know nothing will come of this. As my friend, Festus Keyamo, said, it is just a "storm in a tea cup" that is going nowhere.

No one is losing sleep over the case in the United States that you seem to be obsessed with. Your empty threats about reporting people to the American Congress, the FBI, and the Trump White House do not matter.

Like many of us, I believe the American justice system will do the right thing. They will uphold the law and ensure justice is served, respecting the rights of President Tinubu.

Your obsession with this matter shows your bad intentions towards our President. I feel compelled to speak up.

I have been told that your surname came from your marriage to Elizabeth Von Batten. This raises questions about why someone with a Nigerian name, Ikemefuna Okeke, is known as Karl Von Batten.

What kind of man drops his father’s name for his wife’s? What are you hiding, Ikemefuna? Do you want to be seen as German?

Do you wish to be remembered as American/German rather than Nigerian? Is there something in your past you don’t want us to know?

Are you ashamed of your heritage or just unwilling to accept it? Maybe it's both.

Or did your father disown you and make you stop using his name? Whatever the reason, it seems like in your marriage, you are the wife and your wife is the husband.

I wouldn’t be shocked if she wears men's boxers under her skirt while you wear women’s underwear.

No one can trust a man who hides his true name and instead uses his wife’s. You are either a shady person or a seasoned scammer.

If this is not the case, how did you get His Excellency Abubakar Atiku to pay you $1.2 million for a lost cause?

Did you mislead him into believing you could get him a meeting in the White House, complete with red carpet treatment?

By the way, what schools did you attend? You claim to have graduated from Oxford, Columbia, Harvard, and others, but there seems to be no proof.

There is no public record or verification of your education. This is surprising given your high profile and your tendency to brag.

Despite your claims about connections and what you can do, your PR firm will fail in their attacks on President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Your claims are false, and your petition is meaningless.

Outside of your wild fantasies, you have nothing. You are nothing, and you will end up with nothing!